🚨The Only Correct AFC West Predictions🚨

What’s up everyone, it’s HatchDaddi back at it again. I recently resurfaced from my decision cave to discover this website has spiraled into a hot spot for garbage AFC West takes. So as an objective football fan, I’m here to set the record straight – literally.

  1. Kansas City Chiefs (16-0)
  2. San Diego Chargers (14-2)
  3. Denver Broncos (8-7-1)
  4. Oakland Raiders (0-15-1)

Raiders (0-15-1)

Reasons for the record:
If this was 2014, they’d have some incredible firepower on offense. Unfortunately, you’re stuck with the shell of Marshawn Lynch’s old self, Jordy Nelson coming off a torn ACL, and Doug Martin without the adderall. Not to mention, an over priced quarterback, a coach that hasn’t been in the league in 10 years, and an alien. The best part of the offense is that I would trust the Stick ‘Em kid from The Little Giants to catch the ball in every situation over Amari Cooper.

Broncos (8-7-1)

Reasons for the record:
This year’s Broncos remind me of the Chiefs of the past few years. They will rely on their defense to keep them in games and Case Keenum AKA Walmart brand Alex Smith will manage the game on the offense. I really like Royce Freeman to win the starting job in the backfield and to be a rookie stand out (unless you’re in my fantasy league, then I think he tears both ACLs in camp). At the end of the day, I don’t think the Broncos made enough notable roster moves to pull them out of the middle of the pack.

Chargers (14-2)

Reasons for the record:
It is causes me physical pain to say nice things about the Chargers, but they have a very good team. The only drawback is they still have that stupid ass, bolo-tie wearing, unclutch, piece of shit Phillip Rivers. Put literally anyone else under center and they may challenge the Chiefs for division title – what’s Ryan Leaf up to these days? Both sides of the ball are equally loaded with talent, from Melvin Gordon and Keenan Allen to Joey Bosa and Casey Hayward. Now I know LA fans haven’t really taken to the Chargers yet and their attendance had been abysmal. I get it. They sold out. But so did King James, and you guys put up a mural of him in like 7 hours. However, you may want to look past all the BS because whether you show up to games or not, the Chargers will be playing top tier football.

Chiefs (16-0)

Reasons for this record:
The offense is so good that it doesn’t matter how many points the defense gives up. Watch out 2007 Patriots, they’re here to finish the job.

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