A Slice of KC Pie

Listen and Sing Along!

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how the chiefs used to make me smile.

I knew if we got our chance,

We can make our Kingdom dance,

Then we’d all be happy for a while.

But January makes me shiver,

With every tailgate we beat down our liver,

Bad luck on our doorstep,

We can never make the next step.

I can’t remember if I cried,

When against Steelers and Titans we tried,

But something awoke in me, deep inside,

The day our playoff dreams,

Died.

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

Did Andy write the book above,

Of who to draft and who we should love?

If Big Red tells us so.

Do we believe in Pat Mahomes?

Can he alone save our playoff souls?

Can he teach us how we win, when our score is real low?

Well, we know Big Red’s in love with him,

We all saw his arm and potential to win,

Before the draft we had all the clues,

We just waited for the official news.

The good news is the broncos suck,

Even Charles brought them no luck,

Yet still our playoff games run amuck,

The day our playoff dreams died.

Chiefs Kingdom was singin’

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

Since 94 we’ve been on our own,

Tailgates getting bigger, our hopes overblown.

That’s just how it’s come to be.

Arrowhead full of pride and full of glee,

The Sea of Red is a sight to see,

Some beer for you and BBQ for me.

Oh, then the Chiefs, they would be down,

The slow start of a nervous frown,

Surely again we won’t be burned,

To the lead we shall return!

Then we’d be up a bunch of points,

Ridding the curse football god anoints,

Victory seemed to be in sight,

The day, our playoff dreams,

Died.

Chiefs Kingdom was singin’

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

Kelce, Hill, and especially Hunt,

An offense so good, when would we punt?

Hill busting tackles, Tyreek cheetah fast.

Then the mood swung to crass,

When Mariota caught his own forward pass.

Arrowhead stadium was fully aghast.

At halftime is seemed simple to conclude,

That we’d win and they were subdued.

We all got up to do the chop,

Then we suddenly had to stop.

As the collapse unfolded on the field,

And as our defense continued to yield,

We suddenly knew our fate was sealed,

They day our playoff run, died.

Chiefs Kingdom was screamin

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

There we were all in one place,

Another playoff loss staring is in the face.

Screaming to ourselves, not again.

Come on! It looks like they quit! Not again with this bullshit!

I’m fairly certain I’m about to be sick.

Bob Sutton let us down once again.

As we watched Big Red after the game,

Trying to figure out who deserves the blame.

Chiefs Kingdom doesn’t even want fame,

All we want is to win a playoff game.

As the sun rose after another lost night,

The off-season was now in sight.

We saw Big Red smiling with delight,

The day after our playoff dreams died.

Big Red was sayin’

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

I turned on 610 to hear the news,

Waiting to hear Chiefs reviews.

But then I get mad and turn it off.

I went down the the sporting good store,

Where there are jerseys of years before,

Never been the same since Tony G went away.

In the stands the fans all screamed,

Bottles were thrown and our hearts were pained.

Time goes by, nothing spoken

Playoff dreams once again broken.

Now the chiefs that helped the most,

DJ, Marcus, and Nunez-Roche

They’ve been shipped out to the coast.

Why, are we always 11, and…..five.

Now we’re all singing

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

Now we’re all singing

Bye, Bye

Mr. Alex Smith Guy

We do appreciate you going 11 and 5

But we’ve hedged our bets on this Mahomes Guy,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why,

Just go to DC and don’t ask why.

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